tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post7488451495006335157..comments2023-07-05T02:21:43.095-05:00Comments on Dad By Trade: I'm not THAT old... yet.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-34672652486133942232011-05-30T18:03:21.731-05:002011-05-30T18:03:21.731-05:00Hurry up 99, come along so I can be 100.
Anyway,...Hurry up 99, come along so I can be 100. <br /><br />Anyway, I knew I was old when I started enjoying naps again, when I started pinning barbed wire around the house and old gem of a quote 'not dressed like that, you're not.' <br /><br />Never had Lima beans, they sound nasty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-88080703660477503252011-05-23T14:10:38.689-05:002011-05-23T14:10:38.689-05:00Oh wait! I wasn't following you! You're at...Oh wait! I wasn't following you! You're at 98! :Dchristopher (twistedxtian)http://twistedchristian.ca/dadblognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-40083843847714504602011-05-23T14:09:28.375-05:002011-05-23T14:09:28.375-05:00Well, you made an impact on someone, you're up...Well, you made an impact on someone, you're up to 97. Maybe only 10 more years, not 17. :)christopher (twistedxtian)http://twistedchristian.ca/dadblognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-73991386051312102022011-05-19T17:12:13.005-05:002011-05-19T17:12:13.005-05:00shaking head... and those words WILL come... event...shaking head... and those words WILL come... eventually especially since you have daughters... god help you!Laura~peach~https://www.blogger.com/profile/06816159883380067920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-23069914895136102772011-05-19T13:02:28.446-05:002011-05-19T13:02:28.446-05:00@Mustang Sally - Isn't it just great! It'...@Mustang Sally - Isn't it just great! It's all about the journey! lol.<br /><br />@SandyAnnDee - I guess I need to start eating oatmeal. :-( (Just no lima beans).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-11503443207828837252011-05-19T12:57:55.756-05:002011-05-19T12:57:55.756-05:00It's good that you have such a, ummm, regular ...It's good that you have such a, ummm, regular routine. I don't think you can be officially old until you become a bit more irregular, at which point, you'll have to start adding flaxseed to your morning sludge/shake.<br /><br />Let me know if you come across a permanent hair removal product.SandyAnnDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590447788967563338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-62938071241438688172011-05-19T12:37:54.142-05:002011-05-19T12:37:54.142-05:00"As long as you live under my roof ..." ..."As long as you live under my roof ..." Yep, when you utter those words you will have officially turned into your father. Mine was famous for those words. And I agree with you. I'm fine with being old, but getting there is a bitch.Mustang Sallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07302252270800805553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-54469533605374343192011-05-19T12:02:05.802-05:002011-05-19T12:02:05.802-05:00@Glen - How do you think I got my wife to commit? ...@Glen - How do you think I got my wife to commit? I just want a bald head. Is that too much to ask?<br /><br />@Maggie S - I'm hoping to get more Fathers to join my crusade. We MUST take that precious bathroom time back. I just need 4 more readers to agree with me!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-177237716278866132011-05-19T11:57:13.201-05:002011-05-19T11:57:13.201-05:00Dude, you just told 96 people how you redeem the t...Dude, you just told 96 people how you redeem the time while you sit on the commode. And you want more followers. That should do it.Maggie S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10730118801391139440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-15411297606349954242011-05-19T11:30:28.723-05:002011-05-19T11:30:28.723-05:00Try offering NOT to have sex with them if they fol...Try offering NOT to have sex with them if they follow you - works for me.<br /><br />Worrying about your receding hairline AT THE SAME TIME as worrying about how long it takes you to shave your hair off - is a sure sign of getting old.<br /><br />Sorry but it is.Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.com