tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post6505338664447114896..comments2023-07-05T02:21:43.095-05:00Comments on Dad By Trade: A Very Real Tale of Paranormal ActivityAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-20175865395827317742011-04-11T07:09:07.221-05:002011-04-11T07:09:07.221-05:00@Missy - Oh, yes! I definitely went there. Our C...@Missy - Oh, yes! I definitely went there. Our Closet Monster is the ruthless/take no prisoners kinda monster and needs to be called out whenever necessary. I think I just need to get Jeremy's email address. We need to work out some ways to trap this creature and release it back into the wild.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-40461945154465247402011-04-09T01:52:17.394-05:002011-04-09T01:52:17.394-05:00Oh! You just HAD to go there, did you? I'm g...Oh! You just HAD to go there, did you? I'm glad Jeremy's in bed right now. I don't think I'll read him this post. He's fighting with his own Closet Monster right now, and I'm afraid this raw and uncensored post might put his delicately balanced sanity right over the top.Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01436000954617741702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-42216673305832286742011-04-07T09:09:23.183-05:002011-04-07T09:09:23.183-05:00@Victoria KP - He wasn't smart to cut the size...@Victoria KP - He wasn't smart to cut the size of the closet but he was very wise to put it back! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-25770795709753031962011-04-07T08:33:25.592-05:002011-04-07T08:33:25.592-05:00LOL Great post! Many years ago we were adding an a...LOL Great post! Many years ago we were adding an addition on to our house--which entailed creating two new bedrooms and sacrificing my walk in closet (sniff!). My husband had sketched out the new master bedroom than had one closet less than half the size of the old one (which only I used). I asked him to consider the negative effect that might have on our marriage. He found space for another closet--smart guy :-)VictoriaKPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07987993161693042703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-39213791706972828372011-04-05T13:09:28.394-05:002011-04-05T13:09:28.394-05:00@Maggie S. - I like the way your "monster&quo...@Maggie S. - I like the way your "monster" thinks. If I can't wash and dry it myself, I don't needed. I laugh at formal dresses!<br /><br />@Glen - Oh, yeah. We have that monster too. Our monster is better with the TV though! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-33858859603546388482011-04-05T09:50:45.404-05:002011-04-05T09:50:45.404-05:00I think it might be related to the one who lives i...I think it might be related to the one who lives in my wife's closet. Our one makes it so that though the closet is full to bursting, there is NOT ONE THING that fits or is appropriate for any occasion that needs getting dressed for - thus FORCING my wife to buy something new. It also hides her shoes, for the same reason. I think it is possible our ghost is sponsored by Marks and Spencers.<br /><br />Mind you - it's not as bad as the one that keeps raiding the biscuit barrel and accidentally leaving the TV tuned into 'wrong' channels for my wife to discover the next day - I've called in a Priest to investigate, ahem...Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-69835494971291671652011-04-03T21:08:50.621-05:002011-04-03T21:08:50.621-05:00Oh, wait. That's a monster? We were under th...Oh, wait. That's a monster? We were under the impression that an armed intruder entered the home, dried the formal dress in the drier, returned winter outerwear to the last place we went, ate all the pretzels, left our valuables untouched and left without tripping the security system.<br /><br />SOG stops by once a week.Maggie S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10730118801391139440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-88640060034573359242011-04-03T10:38:34.629-05:002011-04-03T10:38:34.629-05:00@Laura~peach~ - I have a solution but I'm comp...@Laura~peach~ - I have a solution but I'm completely afraid of angering the Closet Monster. Maybe I should start with the Dryer Monster and work my way up.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-52193352160564925082011-04-03T08:58:02.251-05:002011-04-03T08:58:02.251-05:00BWHAHAHAHA we have a horder!!!!!! it lives in our ...BWHAHAHAHA we have a horder!!!!!! it lives in our fridge, I fought it again yesterday and now it is all purged again.<br />the monster in our closet has not taken things from Mikes side to mine but it has mixed up the long sleeve and short again and has moved pants to a section they dont live in and we really dont want to address the sock monster who lives inthe dryer... EVIL... pure Evil....<br />If you find a workable solution ... please share cause suddenly I am finding GRANDKID clothing living on top of my dresser and file cabinet and BOTH kids have their own FULL size closets!<br />HELP! OH HELP!Laura~peach~https://www.blogger.com/profile/06816159883380067920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-620826385667005822011-04-02T16:41:57.853-05:002011-04-02T16:41:57.853-05:00@mommeeof10 - Hang my clothes up by myself? Ok, l...@mommeeof10 - Hang my clothes up by myself? Ok, let's not get silly.<br /><br />@Oneal Family - Dryer monster??? This situation is worse than I thought. I must re-evaluate my plan.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-29387498405154458102011-04-02T13:48:52.363-05:002011-04-02T13:48:52.363-05:00I think it is cousin to the dryer monster, you kno...I think it is cousin to the dryer monster, you know, the one that eats socks? He lives at my house with the under the bed eats clothes and toys monster and the stuff it behind the door because surely mom won't notice monster who lives in my boys rooms.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02555854342062702804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-89130052406871107942011-04-02T11:55:59.906-05:002011-04-02T11:55:59.906-05:00You hang your clothes up by yourself, in your own ...You hang your clothes up by yourself, in your own closet?mommeeof10https://www.blogger.com/profile/03611832953435781430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-4971684109096333512011-04-02T11:49:32.243-05:002011-04-02T11:49:32.243-05:00@The Mommy - I like that plan. Would it be too mu...@The Mommy - I like that plan. Would it be too much if, in addition to that, I gave the Closet Monster a formal eviction notice as well? Hmmm....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-5946434160553158132011-04-02T11:34:11.737-05:002011-04-02T11:34:11.737-05:00You need to talk to Mr. MOTH. He has dealt with t...You need to talk to Mr. MOTH. He has dealt with this monster before. His solution is really top-secret. It's called *a combination lock* and he hid the combination where that tricky, uh, monster can't find it. I'm, er, I mean HE'S still looking, though. (*grins*).<br /><br />Great post.Kimberlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00420388082444716211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-65950752307742130122011-04-02T10:39:48.834-05:002011-04-02T10:39:48.834-05:00@SandyAnnDee - Now I'm really getting scared. ...@SandyAnnDee - Now I'm really getting scared. I didn't connect the dots. Our "visitor" has been doing other things without me knowing. Thanks for opening my eyes even more. You are a life saver!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09986167130467258392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8117339092748057578.post-45320227856906446192011-04-02T09:30:01.133-05:002011-04-02T09:30:01.133-05:00LOL! We have a closet "ghostie" here to...LOL! We have a closet "ghostie" here too. He doesn't bother with the closet I share with my hubby. Nope, he likes the kids closets. He takes the clothes that they carefully hang up and throws them on the ground. Sometimes, he'll even be sneaky enough to take the clean clothes and stuff them in between the bed and the wall.SandyAnnDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590447788967563338noreply@blogger.com